{"product_id":"this-is-bullshit-toilet-humor-t-shirt","title":"This Is Bullshit Toilet Humor T-Shirt","description":"A soft, everyday tee that lets dry humor do the talking. The white shirt carries a finely detailed, hand-drawn-style illustration of a bull sitting on a toilet with the simple heading “THIS IS” above it — wry, a little absurd, and utterly plainspoken. The medium-weight cotton feels substantial without being stiff, and the classic crew neck and relaxed cut make it easy to wear alone or layered under a jacket. This shirt settles into the kind of casual mornings where coffee is slow and sarcasm is faster. It’s for someone who enjoys offbeat laughs, low-key conversation starters, and clothing that shows personality without shouting. Durable stitching and quality printing keep the design crisp wash after wash, so the joke lasts as long as the fabric.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Type: T-shirt\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Features:\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton (solid colors) medium-weight fabric (180 g\/m²) for everyday comfort and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing build\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed, seamless collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeves\/labels, DTG for main design) for sharp, detailed artwork\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced US cotton; tear-away label for scratch-free wear\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton (solid colors), 180 g\/m² medium weight for lasting comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) reduces waste and looks clean\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape stabilize shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- High-detail printing (DTG main print; DTF for sleeves\/labels) for crisp illustration\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® certified, ethically sourced cotton; tear-away label for comfort\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52546534244484,"sku":"26051252969955571558","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52546534277252,"sku":"20647535709295214117","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52546534310020,"sku":"24884684862175308453","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52546534342788,"sku":"12979209807797586798","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":52546534375556,"sku":"10193955106222905616","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":52546534408324,"sku":"28924847474269361033","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":52546534441092,"sku":"63094520397683461140","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":52546534473860,"sku":"21781999984015679652","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0982\/5773\/1716\/files\/3423101707469704896_2048.jpg?v=1784666551","url":"https:\/\/boldspeakapparel.com\/products\/this-is-bullshit-toilet-humor-t-shirt","provider":"Bold Speak Apparel and More","version":"1.0","type":"link"}